"You need to be trying to get an education because your looks ain't gonna get you paid. 'Cause you're not that cute. And your hair is uneven. You look dusty."
People ask me if I Love You, Man is a romantic comedy, and I tell them, ‘Yes, it’s like When Hairy Met Hairier.’ He’s the hairy one. I’m smooth like a baby’s head. Or is it a baby’s bottom? Is that the expression? —Jason Segel